Been up since 4am, travelling all the way down to Inverness for a long court appearance. Shattered, sick and sleepy I am. And then comes a random text from the youngest sibling going “you just have to accept everything and anything that comes your way. It will be all right you’ll finish it.”
Slight confusion with the ‘motivational’ text and laziness added together, a ‘hmm’ hits my outbox.
The explanation of that text knocks on my door after 2 minutes: “your sisters sent you dominos pizza”
With a ‘what the ‘ look on my face, I receive the pizza and think to myself crazy they might be but I wouldn’t trade them for the world. My dominos!
- You go to the grocery store
- You see them in store, you feel like its good for you and that you should have them
- Once in your fridge, you cannot be bothered and don’t pay much attention to it
- Once the expiry date is near or passed, you try everything you can do with them to not waste it. This might or might not cause regrets later on.
- Go to the grocery store again
It’s a vicious cycle till the day you realise that vegetables have feelings too
Nah this definitely can’t be related to life or things in life
The person who’s risking her life for the expired mushrooms coz they gat feelings!
Text from younger sister: “I did something that may cause you to be angry. I couldn’t resist it, the sound was ringing in my ears and alluring me to it. So I grabbed my money and put on my shoes and ran out of the house. There waited the tempter…so I exchanged the money while he gave me the …….ice cream”
Text to sister: “is this what I taught you to become??? What were you thinking? Did you think about me, dad, mum or —-(the other sisters name). What we done for you all these years was nothing to you?? I can’t believe you done that. I’m highly disappointed in you. I don’t think I can even look at you or call you my younger sister anymore. You ruined it all. All for an ice cream?!?!”
Life is all about having a bit of silliness and laugh. You will encounter things that will make you go ‘what the hell was that’ and then laugh out loud. Such was a moment when my younger sister texted me today. Unfortunately, silly moments like these don’t have a great life span. They pass by way too quickly. I do not want this moment to be forgotten or the texts to be lost in the inbox. Therefore, I’m posting these texts up here for others to go ‘what the hell’ and for me to reminiscence the moment later on in life when I’m scrolling down the page.
If you had just one day left on earth, what would your last meal be?
Henry Hargreaves photographed what death row prisoners in America requested as their last meal in his “No Seconds” series, saying that his main goal was “to have the viewer identify with the prisoner though their meal request. I wanted the viewer to think of them as a person for a moment instead of them being anonymous.”
It’s interesting that Henry’s photography project doesn’t make a judgment of the prisoner’s crime, but rather humanizes the individual with a subtle glimpse of the prisoner’s character and personality.
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I was craving for a packet of quavers. Whatever you crave for, you get it! That’s the rule right? So I got a packet of ’em. They disappeared in less than 1 minute. No idea where they went (!). Couldn’t resist the temptation again. Went for another one. Finished that packet as well. (yeah, I know!)
Just when I thought I was done with it all, I found a quaver on my bed. Happy was I who found the quaver. The ‘cheesy’ me tried to relate this to one’s life in 2 different ways. And here’s my attempt.
1. Just when you thought you were done with all the ‘quavers’ in your life, there appears another one that makes you go ‘why me?’
2. Just when you find that there are no more ‘quavers’ left in your life, there appears a random ‘quaver’ that will make you appreciate your life and the previous ‘quavers’ in life.
It all depends on how you look at the quaver 😉
“Even if you just scribble scrabble on the page you can turn it into wind or a tree if you look at it right” (Quote From H.O.N.Y)
Stressed because I got my first ever parking ticket
Stressed because I didn’t have a nice parking spot left at the work car parkStressed because I had to sit through a 2 hour meeting
Stressed because work is piling up
Stressed because my painting didn’t look as nice as the service user or other workers
Stressed because I couldn’t get out of the car park
Stressed because my car kept making funny noises
Stressed because I couldn’t open the door to my house
Stressed because I kept getting irritated when talking to me man
Stressed because the microwave didn’t work
Stressed because I couldn’t be bothered to eat or take a shower
Stressed because internet is slow
Stressed because its cold
Then I come across Mr Jones, and I’m not stressed anymore. I’m laughing! Miracle it is!
“Next time you’re in Asda, – keep up with the Jones’s ….
Dear Mrs Jones,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Jones, are listed below and are “documented by our video surveillance cameras”:
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Homewares to go off at 5- minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s toilets.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Homewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Customer Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of crisps.
6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department – to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ Emergency Medics were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the toy department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the Whole Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘ Mission Impossible’ theme.
12. October 6: In the autoparts department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
15. October 23: Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was. And last, but not least:
16. October 24: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’ One of the Staff passed out”
And now, I shall get to my dinner and shower. All is well man all is well
Been a while since I posted something here! Will start with a video then! A very beautiful one indeed! There are times when everyone is affected by darkness. Various kind of darkness! And it sure will be hard to see the things around, walk, feel, think or do anything that you want to. One will be so darn lost BUT after a while (in some cases a loooong while) there will appear a tiny little candle. The little candle’ will spread its light around and work wonders for us. This kid right here is that little candle for many one might say due to his innocence and his intelligence. I hope this child stays the same, not get affected by the evilness of this world when he grows up and continue to touch everyones heart
Past, present and future tenses…something we all were confused about when we were little. I didn’t understand it at all and when I did, I remember thinking it was a rather depressing idea to digest (I was a thinker from a young age!). You’ve lived in the past, living in the present, and live for the future that is the tomorrow. How can a child ever be OK with that? Never mind the child, how can an adult (in my case ‘ch-adult’) be OK with that? I didn’t ever want the today to be a yesterday and tomorrow to be a today because as my middle sister once reminded me… 27/02/2013 00:24 will never come back in your life again. And it was depressing for me to be adjusted to that thinking.
But tonight, as I sat around the dining table with a kopparberg and a glass of my poor version of rum-wine-cider “cocktail” and reminiscence those good old days with my beloved father, adorable mother and lovable sisters, I thought to myself that it is my past that has gifted me with brilliant childhood memories. As I read the lovely message my handsome fiancé sent me (for the 100th time!), I realise that it is the future that I look forward to with hope and anticipation. And this kind of realisation that is occurring to me currently is the present that I’ll be looking back with a smile on my face. It’s not too bad after all as long as you spend each and every minute of your life with the knowledge that it will be something that you will wish to get back to once that minute is away.
Life comes with a lot of pain, sufferings and surprises at different times. Embrace it and realise that the time you have now right now in front of you will never be back once its gone. Darn it 27/07/2013 00:34 will never be back man! Depressed.com Only kidding I’m not slurring!